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[forthebothofus]

One year gone.

[One year since she found herself in Holloway's Keep. Or thereabout.]

I don't know whether to be happy or depressed about this.

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[abstinentzombie]

Has it seriously been that fucking long?

[forthebothofus]

For me at least.

How long is it for you?

[abstinentzombie]

A year... and a half. Before I ended up here I got dragged to magical jungle land and they wanted us to fight monsters for them. That was around six months.

[forthebothofus]

Hold on, what? You've been taken from wherever you're from before?

[She's heard talk of a boat, but this is kind of new.]

[abstinentzombie]

I have, yeah. Over there we lived in giant vegetables and everyone was given a huge rat as a pet.

[forthebothofus]

...

You're fucking kidding, right?

[KLOE THAT'S JUST CRAZYTALK]

Here I was thinking this place was weird.

[abstinentzombie]

I'm not even fucking kidding. I promise.

[Snerk.]

[forthebothofus]

[She can't not laugh at that.]

What kind of vegetable?

[abstinentzombie]

An artichoke.

[forthebothofus]

Nope.

You're bullshitting.

[abstinentzombie]

No, I'm serious! Damn it, I think I'm the only person left from there, but it's the truth I swear.